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Money, money, money, money...MONEY! Friday, July fourth will mark the 232nd year of supposed U.S. independence. It will also mark the first time in my life that I will be officialy and completely insolvent. I ran myself to bankruptcy pretty quickly this summer, though, looking back, it took longer than I had thought it might. I have $23 left. What this means I am not yet able to decide, but it has made me wish I had the type of Oh-no-we-suddenly-need-$50,000-let's-think-of-a-zany-money-making-scheme scheme that you see in all those dreadful movies. I'd take my last $23 to the track if there were a track anywhere around here. But Canterbury Park is over $23 worth of gas away. Barring that, there's the lotto. Now, I'm not dumb. I'm not going for the powerball - way too hard to win. But $23 in scratch-offs are pretty much a sure thing, right? The problem is that that's a one-time thing. The two or three thousand dollars I will win won't carry me far beyond August. I've given thought to becoming a day trader, but it takes more than $23 to set up an account. I need something with more permanence. And so it struck me, as it has several times in the past, that I need to make the internet work for me. I spend a sick amount of time surfing teh webs and if I could turn even fifty cents an hour at it I'd take care of my booze money. Then I could use the money I currently spend on booze to buy more booze. Or maybe a bed so I won't have to spend this year on the floor. So how do I trick the internet into giving me money? I have a website, but currently that costs me money. Could paganbabies ever turn a profit? And if so, how? Well there are a some popular tricks. Selling shirts with witty phrases or cartoons on them is big. But then I'd have to go have shirts made and ship them and handle returns and fuck that. Advertising still works if you have the traffic for it - but Adblock Plus might make that a thing of the past if enough people catch on. Some sites offer premium content for a subscription fee. Then I'd have to come up with premium content, and I can't even come up with regular content. Of course there is pornography. I could get past the stigma, but I don't look good naked and other people dont want to be naked around me. I'm beginning to think that it's not easy to make easy money. What I want looks like what the late-night infomercials call residual income. Revenue sans labor. But the people who have money don't want to just give it to me, even when they know I don't have any. The government won't give me any more money. Americans are always saying how great America is, but the American government won't give me money. You know which government just gives money to it's citizens? Saudi Arabia's. Over $20,000 a year. Nearly double my salary. The United states' government is so broke it couldn't afford to give me the $300 that it gave me earlier this year. For now, it looks like I'll be spending the rest of my life kind of stumbling along. I'm alright with that. If things get real bad I'll turn to crime. Something like embezzlement - something that will get the courts to put me up in a nice minimum security prison. First I'll have to figure out what embezzlement is and how to do it. |
-------------------- First game I've played all the way to the end in a long time. Kind of like the bass tests in Rudy's dorm room. I went to the poster presentation in the new Life Sciences center here at Missouri. Very Impressive We're going Rudy, me and you. To the top. I laugh HARD every time I watch this. It's so ridiculously out of the ordinary. I think I've posted this before. I'll leave them at home when I visit. Why I take pictures the way I do. If you're too much of an internet amateur to know what it means, you've now been ROCKROLL'D!!! Their intent is to divest me of my earnings. Learn to teach how the infield fly rule applies to god I know B'ster never checks this site, but if he did he'd like this. It's so simple! [PDF] Great Q&A if you're a wannabe geek Ok one more. The Iraq part makes me squirm, but this may be the best.places I've done these talks before, but I cannot overstate their importance. Perspective & Knock that down and write on it The feeling is mutual | correction Articles like this always leave out important details like sample size, but it's interesting. You know Wolfe wants in on it too.
OK the Dragonfly would totally win this and snails are not insects (A catapiller would have been a better choice). But this is the first time I've seen the wave done with eyeballs. d
Steal It
I'm surprised at the variability of prices
If I met this girl, I'd propose marriage.
These guys got so much Finnish ass later that night... Love the red sneakers
Through all my years of drinking and all my years online, I never knew there was a magazine that united these two aspects of my life. Here's a good article. Firehose Philosophizing? It's like they studied me for the past seven years. And this is fashion that matters.
This is what I was doing when I crashed my bike Tuesday.
SLAYER! Miss you Angie
Ok, HE REALLY DOESN"T PLAY IT VERY WELL, but he offers the best camera angle to give you an appreciation of how INSANE LISZT WAS to write this shit and then play it like HENDRIX. Watch it then listen to a good recording...then you will know...
Alright, they're ads, but they are well done. 1 & 2
I love that they have the beer pong pyramid set up
Soulseek it. I want this to be the new hit.
My wife read one page, screamed and grew a cock. A good source of riboflavin (I can't watch the last ten seconds of this without laughing
-But he did neither: and, when he was sitting alone in the deserted tram, he tore his ticket into shreds and stared gloomily at the corrugated footboard. |
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